What Not to do at a Stoplight

Opinion

By Skye Curtis

Husky Herald Reporter

  Do you drive a car or truck? Are you confused about what to do at a stoplight? Well if you answered yes to one or both of these questions then this is the article for you.

  If you are reading this that means you are unsure about what you can and can not do or what you should and should not do at a stoplight. We will be focusing on what not to do at a stoplight. Now if you want to know what to do you stop when its yellow or red and go when its green. Why stop when it’s yellow? Thats the law you can get pulled over and receive a ticket for running a yellow light.

  Now the moment you have been waiting for what not do at a stoplight. I’m going to make this simple and put them in a list for you.

Feed your snail.

Making a sandwich.

Light a candle.

Karate chopping the TV.

Fall asleep.

Tie your shoe.

Change your clothes.

Get out of the car or truck and dance.

Clean your car.

Text or call your mom.

Text or call your dad.

Text or call your brothers, sister, friends, grandparents, great grandparents, your friends: brothers, sisters, grandparents, or great grandparents.

Write an essay.

Drink a glass of water.

Talk to the mailman.

Read a book.

Write a book.

Order food from a place the delivers.

Order food from a place that does not deliver.

Go on social media sites.

Make a blog.

Find someone else's blog.

Watch Netflix or Hulu.

Draw a picture.

Color in a picture.

Take a picture.

Do your makeup.

Play a board game.

Play a video game.

Play a game on your phone.

Check the time.

Fight a pirate.

Blow bubbles.

Cry like a baby.

Do Spongbob references.

Quote nemo.

Break a bone.

Dye your hair…

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*Listen to the sound of crickets*

  These are some of the things you should not do at a stoplight. There are more but I did not put them on this short list. The list is not in an order it's not like feeding your snail is the worst thing you can do at a stoplight.