Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Thursday, March 27, 2014

Be Proactive, and Do Not Spread the Sickness

Opinion 
By Thomas Saura
Husky Herald Reporter
   
   *Aaaaaahh-chooooo!, sniffle sniffle* Yep, that’s the sound of congestion beginning to settle in your lungs. A nice, hard sneeze is the perfect way to start off the morning, waking up to a brain-rattling release of mucus.
   You can feel the pressure building in your face and chest as you try to take a breath, only to be caught off guard by a deep, throat scratching cough. You now start to focus on your stomach as you realize just how queasy you have become overnight.
   You know it instantly, you’re getting sick. It’s inevitable and only going to get worse, but you have responsibilities right?
   You have to tough through it all, throw on some clothes and make your way to school. With it being crunch time towards the end of the semester, there’s no time to take a sick day, there’s work to be done.
   The problem now is you’re about to be a real pain in the bum to a lot of people because you’re about to get everyone else sick.
   Let’s be honest, no one likes to be sick and no one likes to have to make-up from missing school, but do you really think it’s worth getting all your other classmates sick so you can go sit in class and be more miserable than normal?
   With spring rolling on in, a season of allergies and sinus infections comes with it, meaning everyone and their brother is going to some way or another catch a cold. Do you really want to be that guy/gal that gets everyone sick?
   If you do decide to take a death stroll through the school, try and be courteous of others. Cover your sneezes and coughs, wash your hands regularly, and don’t drink/eat after others. 
   If not, do yourself a favor and get some rest. You know you don’t want to be here, and quite frankly, no one wants you here either. You can not expect to get better by going to school with a bunch of other germ-infested children.
   Be proactive and do not spread the sickness, take some time off and get yourself well. Do not get the rest of us sick, we will hate you.

Friday, November 22, 2013

What's up with all this Nonsense?

Opinion
By Thomas Steinhauer 
Husky Herald Reporter

  Are you sick of all the nonsense in your very own school? Are you sick of going to class and learning nothing? Are you sick of going to lunch and having to wait hours, maybe days, upon end for a simple meal? Well it is time you do something about it.
   Jordan Callahan (’15) says, “I don’t even go to school because I don’t learn anything.” Others disagree, such as Grover Cox (’15). Cox stated, “You will only learn if you try. The teachers do their best to put students in the position to succeed. It’s up to the student if they want to try.
   The question we are all asking is, is there actually nonsense in the school?
   Students seem to be a big part of the nonsense in today’s world. The lunch is one problem. To be specific, it's the length of the lines. Students are puzzled about why they are so long.
   One student, Zack Sommers (’15) says, “The lines are probably so long because of the cutting.  If people were patient the lines would be way better.”
  That would explain why you seem to stay in the same place for what seems like ever.
  That is a theory that is worth taking seriously. Others say that the lines are long because there are too many people. Who knows which one is right?
   Clinton Massey (’15) says, “That there are too many people in C lunch. If some of the people from A lunch went to C the problem would be fixed.”
  Others think that the freshman should not get their own lunch. Maybe if the four grades were spread out into the three lunches equally, they would not be so hectic. These are all great solutions to what seems to be the biggest nonsense problem at Port Huron Northern.
   So between lazy students, crazy students, and just your average students, there is a lot of nonsense in Port Huron Northern High School.
   The events range from paranormal sightings to long lunch lines, but if we work together as one, we can change the nonsense into positive and productive behavior.